the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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