He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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