I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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