I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
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he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
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We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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