bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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