Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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