This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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