she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
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Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
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So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
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