dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
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Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
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Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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