I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
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I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
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I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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