Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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