Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
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well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
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I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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