walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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