South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
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