I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
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Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
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Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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