Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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