We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
how does that bad decision feel?
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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