That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Do you know how when animals have surgery they put those cones around their heads so they can't lick their wounds so they can heal? I think someone should invent that for human emotions.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Farmville is her only friend.
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my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
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We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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