Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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