Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
She tied me up with her honor cords...
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lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
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Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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