I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
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Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
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I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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