oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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