Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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