You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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