this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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