how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
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no you cant smoke seaweed
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
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I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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