My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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