I just woke up to a lawnchair covered in lipstick. I'm wearing red lipstick. What happened and is the tequila?
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
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I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
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