Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
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Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
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he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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