at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
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