Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
Randomize
