i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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