Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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