Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
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