Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
Everything about him screamed your future.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
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