i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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