Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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