No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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