can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
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man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
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Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
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