Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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