It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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