The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
You are the jesus of drinking
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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