I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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