Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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