your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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