Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
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Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
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A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us