No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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