Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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