I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
i can't believe i had my finger in that
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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