Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
I hate all girls vehemently.
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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