Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
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she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
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things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
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