I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
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I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
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just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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