That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Hippo gnu deer
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
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