I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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