I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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