What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
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