Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
You can't motorboat a personality
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
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