I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
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just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
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Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
Randomize